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*                   Mercinary Today 7                   *
*                    By: ’rmagedeon                     *
*                     April 14 1997                     *
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Disclaimer:
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   This document is for information purposes only, I'm not responsible for 
anything that you do with this document. If you decide to print this out 
and shove it up someones ass and they get a paper cut YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!!
Note: There are no subliminal messages in this document, all messages from
the devil are written in standard Canadian English. 
Intro
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   Welcome all you mercinaries to be, sorry about the wait for this issue
but I've been having problems of a personal nature (basically I got busted
for some things). I'm planning on having Mercinary Today 10 out by September
and it will be the aniversary issue. It is going to ROCK, I've got LOTS in
store for that one!!
Contents
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Note:This is in no particular order.
The Art of Gassing (how to suffocate your enemy)
Choosing a Good Self Defence Knife
How to Choose a Good Get-Away Vehicle 
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* The Art of Gassing *
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   The best gases are the simple ones to make. Such as Clorine, hydrogen 
(doesn't really suffocate anyone but if they light a match you'll have fun)
Carbon Dioxide, Carbon Monoxide, Most of the Oxides of Nitrogen and florine
dioxide. Most of these (with the exception of hydrogen) suffocate your enemy
and some even torch their lungs :). Most are readily available (except for
florine dioxide) and some you can even make like Clorine (be CAREFUL!) all
ya do is mix ammonia and bleach. (a little reminder DO NOT MAKE INDOORS)
   
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^ Choosing a good Knife  ^
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   The best knives to have are called balistic knives, basically what they
do is when you pull the pin the blade shoots (YES, shoots!) a effective
range of 25-30 feet. Unfortunately, anyone who lives in Canada gets caught
even carrying something like this, gets a few free nights in jail. But fear
not, there are a group of fairly good knives that spring open quick and are
almost invisible at night. These are the Spyderco series of knives (no I'm
not a sales rep for them), they come in a flat black finish which is on the
blade as well as the handle and are simple to open one handed. They come
in a variety of sizes from the ladybug model to the rather large endura model
(which I happen to own myself) the only thing that you can actually see
(I mean it is reflective) is 2 pins on the handle (which your hand should be
on anywayz) and the edge on the blade (which is only visible on one side).
These and excellent knives and are VERY tough.
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* How to Choose a Get-Away Vehicle *
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   Choosing a get-away vehicle is fairly easy and ya do is find a fairly
common vehicle that is fairly fast and not too conspicuous (BTW, Don't use
a stolen vehicle borrow it from a friend or something). Then, you look around
in parking lots for a car that looks like the one you have (I mean exact)
then you steal their liscence plates, chances are they won't report it.
Then, you put them on your get-away car (remembering to keep your old ones
with you), do your business then drive away replace the plates and throw the
lifted plates in a dumpster somewhere. And there you have it. You lessen your
chances of getting caught and it didn't cost you any thing.
Special Mention
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Special mention goes out to the following people:
Acidwarp- (Dude ya helped me out when I needed a file)
Panther- (THE, ANARCHY GUY!!!!)
’rmagedeon- (Myself for writing this BY MYSELF!!)
Locutus- (for spreading the mag in the county and international on the web)
         Http://www.netcore.ca/~locutus
The Union of Pot Growers (for providing ah...inspiration)
Guild of Assasins- (the death leaders)
AC/DC- (for providing the music)
The makers of my computer- (without them this would not be possible)
Bill Gates- (for being the richest pinhead on the face of the earth)
The readers of this publication- (for reading it)
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This has been an ’rmagedeon production (c) 1997 ’rmagedeon
All rights worth whatever you want them to be worth.
Kill all, be all, know all
e-mail: armagedn@hotmail.com
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Final Note
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The date might be a little off, I've been trying to get this thing done for
a month now so the actual date of publication is May 20 1997 give or take
a day.
Armagedeon is your master!!!
